All Natural + Hormone Free

All Natural, Hormone Free Burgers are better for you and the environment. Plus they taste a HELLUVA lot better! Our beef burgers are ground and hand formed daily using our private label blend of sirloin, chuck, brisket and short rib. All of our burgers can be served TOPLESS or NAKED (we’re talkin’ no bun, folks!) upon request. You can also substitute an All Natural Chicken Breast for any burger if you want to cluck it up.

All served with a handful of warm Sweet & Russet Potato Chips

Standard Deluxe* $8.5
All Natural Beef Burger with White American Cheese, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion and our House Burger Sauce.

Morty’s Steakhouse* $10.5
Peppercorn Crusted Beef Burger with Horseradish Cheddar, Haystack Onions and Cabernet Sauce. Like the greatest steak dinner you’ve ever had reincarnated as a burger.

Farmer Brown* $10
All Natural Beef Burger, Over Easy Egg, Maple Cured Ham, Farmhouse Cheddar and Crisp Lettuce with a dab of Mayo.

Phat Patti’s Veggie $9.5
Ground Cremini Mushrooms, Lentils, Cashews and Cracked Wheat mixed with about a million secret ingredients. Topped with Smoked Gouda, Baby Arugula, Tomato and Avocado Wasabi on a Whole Wheat Bun.

The Crab Shack $12
Spiced up Fresh Lump Crab Burger topped with Sriracha Remoulade and Creamy Coleslaw. Like a summer vacation to the beach on a bun.

Meat Your Maker* $13.5
Dry Aged Wagyu Beef with Sweet Onion Crust, Aged Gruyere, Roasted Tomatoes, Organic Field Greens and Truffled Shallot Aioli. So good you’ll think you died and went to heaven.

Buffaloed Bison* $12
Natural Bison Burger with Buffalo Cheddar Cheese, Crisp Lettuce, Red Onion and Buttermilk Ranch Dressing.

What-A-Jerk Chicken $10
Jamaican Jerk Rubbed Chicken Burger with Provolone, Grilled Pineapple, Caramelized Onion Marmalade, Cilantro Leaves and Banana Ketchup on a Whole Wheat Bun.

We can prepare your burger with a red, pink, or no pink center. 
*These items may be cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.