RIDICULOUSLY THICK + SPUN TO ORDER
Extra Thick Shakes spun to order with our House Turned Vanilla Bean Ice Cream. If you’re of legal age and looking for some extra kick, try one of our Hard Shakes. If you’re feeling more traditional, try one of the Classics. Either way these things are devilishly good!
HARD SHAKES
Espresso Love $8
Patrón XO Cafe, Espresso and Dark Chocolate. Like a great coffeehouse experience while hanging out in a bar, which is way more fun.
Monkey Business $8
Bananas Foster Shake spiked with Dark Rum and Banana Liquor. You may want to swing from the rafters, which is strictly prohibited.
Apple Pancakes & Bacon $8
Gala Apple & Caramel Vodka with Caramelized Apple Pancakes & Bacon. If you’re scratching your head right now, you’re not ready for this one but trust us — it’s oh so good!
Burnt Almond Torte $8
Legendary Prantl’s Burnt Almond Torte lovingly spun with Vanilla Vodka and Amaretto. A real tasty way of keeping things local.
Grand-dad’s Secret $8
Old Grand-Dad Bourbon with just enough caramel for a nice smooth finish. If you love Bourbon, this is your shake.
CLASSIC SHAKES
Caramel Pretzel $6
A great combination of sweet and salty. It’s impossible to take just one sip, so be careful if you decide to share.
Campfire S’Mores $6
All your best memories of summer camp blended into a shake. You may feel the urge to start a sing-a-long. Please refrain.
Salted Nutella Crunch $6
Ever meet two people that were just meant for each other? Nutella & Nestlé Crunch Bars are the shake equivalent. Try it and you’ll fall in love too…Wait, this is starting to get weird.
PB&J $6
Who knew this classic combination would be so good as a shake! You’ll want another one for your lunch box tomorrow.
Coffee & Donuts $6
Kona Coffee, Glazed Donuts and just a hint of Chocolate Syrup. Our friendly neighborhood Beat Cop loves this one.

Boylan’s Root Beer $5 • Boylan’s Cream Soda $5
Boylan’s Black Cherry $5 • Guinness Beer $7.5
